jerkofficial:


HE’S DOING A WATER PULSE OMG HE’S A POKEMON

iwannathrive:

I definitely feel better knowing that he is guarding our galaxy 

(Source: pumpingironman, via moose-booty)

staff:

David: Now that Sasha is 13 she’s officially old enough to join Tumblr.
President Obama: So…she wasn’t before then? 

(Source: versaceslut, via sorry)

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

(via ruinedchildhood)

stives:

Feed your skin the freshest stuff you can. Time for a smoothie and DIY facial!

(Source: dare-for-distances, via knight-by-knight)

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